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The “Obamacare” RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming.
Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory for anyone who receives welfare, or any other form of government assistance to be implanted with these new identification chips. Even select government employees and officials have been ordered to receive the new sub-dermal device, which is typically implanted in the fatty tissue of the individual’s buttock. Police officers, military, even garbage men will all be required to have the RFID chip by the end of next month or face termination from their jobs.
During the beta testing stage of this amazing new technological development, many news outlets have remained silent waiting to see how the trial pans out before reporting on the subject. National Report, always on the cutting edge, sent me on location to Hanna, Wyoming to speak with some of the towns folk and gather their opinions and experiences regarding their newly acquired RFID chips.
Tammy Josephine Laurence, a single mother of three who is currently accepting housing assistance got her chip implanted just hours before we had a chance to sit down and speak with her. She had the following to say:
RFID Chip Sketch
Preliminary Sketches Of What Later Came To Be Known As The RFID Chip

“Well, they said I better do this, or they was gonna cut the welfare. I’m a full time single mother. I got three young kids that need me at all hours and ain’t no man to help. I didn’t have no choice…”
When asked if the procedure was invasive she informed us that it was “a little like giving blood” and that she felt “tired after getting the implant” which apparently is a common but benign side effect.
I also spoke with Hanna, Wyoming’s Mayor Ted Howell, whose full support of the RFID chip made it mandatory for the citizens of his small community. Leading by example he was the first recipient of the RFID chip , having it implanted publicly at a recent town hall meeting. “This is change for a better, safer America” he said while undergoing the ten minute procedure. “With this scientific advancement, the terrorists do not stand a chance… USA will prevail…”
The ordinance has had some opposition, however, as several of the local churches have spoke out against the chips with protests. These fringe apocalyptic churches believe Obama to be the anti-Christ and claim the RFID chip is the Mark Of The Beast written about in their Book Of Revelations. They site the RFID chip’s supposed serial number of 131618 as corresponding with Revelations 13:16-18. Of course, rural superstitions ultimately have no sway when it comes to the progressive new America and their scripture laden outcries have largely been ignored.
This journalist embraces the new change, and even got her very own RFID chip before heading back to the National Report’s home offices. The surgery was quick, simple and more or less painless. I can barely tell I’ve been implanted at all. A sacrifice I’ve gladly made for my country’s national security and hope you will too.
By Jane M. Agni

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  1. ...ahem.... "spoken" and "cited". Thought you said you were a journalist . . . . .
    Tony Fielding-Raby

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    1. what a recontra noob!

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  2. http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/news/surveillance/2007-07-21-chips_N.htm

    VeriChip Corp., whose parent company has been selling radio tags for animals for more than a decade, has sold 7,000 microchips worldwide, of which about 2,000 have been implanted in humans. More than one-tenth of those have been in the U.S., generating "nominal revenues," the company acknowledged in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing in February.

    The date of the USA today article is 07/21/2007 and the point is...if you shuffle soon you will deal. 6 years later and it is still coming..so get ready.

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  3. I'll die before i take your fucking chip.

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    1. This article is a HOAX and made to make "conspiracy theorist" look bad.

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    2. The chips were used in the 70's my brother cried for many yes and was a V.N. Vet. He told me he was implemented at 20 and begged the Lord to find it. I thought he was crazy now I see this????
      I'm as the rest who will follow the Lord/ Jesus before I'll let them do this to me!!!
      Dogs and cats cell phones now lol people next?
      Obama is gray people not Black.His twice is Black I refuse to say African American based on the fact if we live in America we are AMERICAN PERIOD. I WON'T segregate!!! Nor should anyone.Where's equality?
      Again Obama was born in Africa.. and his parents were of power after his birth his mother flew to Hi. then had him sent over and certified !!!!! Homework people !!! Do it ..
      Half African half white ..his skin is gray even like the middle easterns....
      I'll pray and believe in God. Christ!!!!!!!Christ!!!!! All mighty King!!!
      Sounds strange for a person diagnosed with cancer 3 times over dosed at my hospital and still lived to talk..
      Ya think Gods fake? Wake up..
      When I did the cancer was gone!!! The 4th after surgery could not find it..... as true as I'm writing now ..believe before yes a little now !!! Forever..

      Drug tests for welfare heck yes..!!! I'm disabled I'm not afraid..
      U.S.Army Fed. Employed before my injury in Europe. Right before the war hit.. 97 I was hurt on New years Eve. Think not long after the war hit but for those who were there then knew it was coming before Americans...

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    3. I will NOT comply either.

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  4. You all can check for yourselves. type in Hanna wy, search thier city govt site.

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    1. I did
      http://trib.com/news/local/state-and-regional/satirical-article-creates-stir-in-wyoming-town/article_bf915e38-98ab-51d5-85f3-9d3825617d60.html

      http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2013/07/28/bogus-news-rfid-chips-in-wyoming.htm

      You've been duped!

      National Report posted that article. It's a satiricle site
      http://web.archive.org/web/20130805225747/http://nationalreport.net/disclaimer/

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  5. I believe it.....enough is always leaked to get it out to the public. Obama is the the poor and struggling middle class peoples President. He was selected long before we even heard of him. He was groomed to win over those that draw any type of government assistance. The fall of our economy was planned so more will need welfare to even feed their families and the government to take care of them.. He says what they want to hear and with that, mark my words.....Obama will be a 3rd term President if all you blind people don't wake up before 2016! Because they will have you eating out of their hand next! And then make you bend over chip your white ass on top of it!

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    1. Oh Lord I have thought the same corruption..

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  6. Everyone knew this was coming....I will absolutely refuse this piece of crap. I will NOT have his number anywhere near my body..I'd rather die first. And WHAT were you liberal traitors promised....? IF you don't know by now, you are making deals with the devil...literally. Have a glorious hot time in Hell...as Revelation tells us...HE is coming to set this all straight...you need to make up your minds...Heaven or Hell...? Not much time left...about 9 months. Pray for your young families souls...they were meant to be Angels..not ...NOT the devil's spawn. YOUR choice.

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  7. Sorry to burst the Govt. bubble but me as in I can not have the chip I am allergic to it's content

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  8. Screw you Obama, Washington and the entire elite NAZI would be dictators.

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  9. Jane you're a Fascist idiot! A fool, a liar and a puppet!

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  10. I don't agree with this I think this is invasion of privacy if I must live in the streets and die of starvation then it will be as long I don't get this stupid RFID chip :(

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  11. Everyone doesn't realize about it. In the fact the govt already did! It's involved with cochlear implants. The govt knew that implants won't make us a "hearing" at all.

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  12. Warn you and don't take it . Beast wants to control your life SLAVE. Don't take it. God loves you all

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  13. You do not sound like a person really wanting any of us to relax, your another Muslim trying to make all Christians look like fanatical beings and we are not, God does not specify when he will come nor do I think Obama is not the anti Christ, he does not have the charismatic qualities to back that accusation up. Communistic countries are being freed from the last dictatorship and the US is sinking into another form of communism, all of the Muslims in the USA taking over all big business's is what is the USA's future, they are born into hate for all of us, I do not know how a country with billions of people are being led to the slaughter by a news based media that is bias and prejudice. We will never overcome oppression until we start loving each other, I mean really caring about one another, that is the only way we will fight dictatorship, we are not taking care of the elder in this country and our welfare system to help our poor children is in a shamble, the Social Security which was meant for the older generation now looks like the DEpartment of Public Aid because now everyone has problems, mostly mental and their receiving checks from SSI which is a part of our Social Security program. Stop that and give it back to the elderly which it was entitled in the beginning to go to and other branches of government quit borrowing from our SS. You young people and middle aged black an white's get off your dead asses and go find a job and the rest of us we voted these crimminals in year after year, lets start all over with some new faces in the Senate and House of Representatives and Congress and get rid of this ridiculous excuse for a President. Were a laughing stock to other countries, not a super power anymore.

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  14. Muslims are exempt from the Obama CARE LAW

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    1. HOW ARE MUSLIMS EXEMPT FORM OBOMA CARE LAW?????? PLEASE TELL ME....I USE TO BE MUSLIM, I WILL GO BACK IF THATS TRUE.....INSHLAH.

      PLEASE CALL ME AND LET ME KNOW....PLEASE @ 614-348-8242...YUSEF BIN AHMED.
      THANKS

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  15. death to islam. I will never comply with that crap either. Jesus is Lord of all!

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  16. I just amazes me how people blinded by hatred will take any and all stories at face value ... No questions asked . It just brings out the fears and haltered in the worst of us . With very little work , you can do a search and find that this device is not what they claim it is . It is in fact a medical device proposed for use in the monitoring of glucose for people with diabetes . Good Lord folks , Post a picture and spin a story around it and folk go off the deep end . Hate Obama ? Good . Hate the Heath care ? Good also . But if your going to hate and fear , don't fall for garbage . Hate for true reasons .

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